NOW OFFERING REAL PRODUCT!!lol
Photoshops $(Varying)...


Happiness--$1.00*                                                                

Piece Of Mind--$.50*+                 

Music--$1.00*-                

Loans--$1.00*=                                 

Contact Me For Other Materials

* Price does not include government taxes, price if not Chris Knows Member is doubled. No guarantees.

+If you send an e-mail with a question, said question becomes property of Chris Knows, and may be published in Advice section of website (Coming Soon). Please specify if you do not want your question published. 

-Music may not be available, depending on volume requested, price for anything between 4-100 songs will cost .00 ask for larger amounts and prices. Also ask about custom CD's. 

=Loans are based on credit rating, contact Chris Knows if you have no rating, or a poor credit rating. Loans are based on 10% Annual Fee, with a maximum loan of . If a payment is missed, which will be agreed prior to loan, you automatically ower Chris Knows double, with a 20% Annual Fee.                          

Here is what others had to say about these products and more...

"He even has stuff that is not listed in this site, cool guy, real pimp."  --Chris  Knows

"He even has a crazy bodyguard service!" --Power Rangers

"Also does a lawyer service!" --Michael Jackson

Question: But I live in Hawaii, how can  get my products?

Answer: No problem, if a drop-off is impossible, we can easily mail it to you for a dollar fee.

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Question: What kind of government taxes are you talking about?

Answer: For Canada, there are none, I fought the government, and they let me waive the taxes. For other countries, there shouldn't be any, but check with your governing body first.

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Question: Prom is coming up, and I need a new dress, how much money can I have?

Answer: Chris Knows is able to loan you up to , with a contract written by me, signed by you. It would be available within 4-6 weeks.

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Question: Other sites offer some of these services for free. Why are you charging money?

Answer: Those other sites are probably phony, so is this one, the publisher of this one also has a degree in pimpology, and will actually offer services that help, with no risk of viruses.

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Question: Why does it cost $1.00 for 3 songs or less?

Answer: Any more than three songs will not fit in an e-mail, so Chris will have to make you a CD, which requires more materials.

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Question: What other services/products do you offer?

Answer: Chris Knows offers so many services, that I could write a book about all of them not really the easiest thing to do is to just contact me via e-mail at chris_knows@hotmail.com, and ask.